TMC-Week 14

I would have an intro here if the Rams weren't so bad, but all that happens when I write about them is I get mad. Therefore, I'm not going to talk about them and how well they miss tackles.
(deep breath)
(and another)
(...7, 8, 9, 10)
Okay, the first round of the playoffs is over and we are down to the final four. Congrats to both Daniels and Mr. Quinn on great seasons. I'm looking forward to seeing you both at my house in a few months for the baseball draft.
I'll go ahead and get my apology out to Wes. I must say, however, that had I known you were going to drop the Raiders D for the Patriots D I probably woulda picked you to win. (Maybe not, but what's wrong with trying to butter him up since he's most likely going to put a beat-down on me this week.)

Here's a quick a recap of the two games...

Benchpressers 110, Burrowing Owls 85 (Owls 90, Pressers 82)
Well, Mr. Quinn got the big Monday night game from his big three (Vick, Dunn, & Crumpler), but unfortunately the hole was too deep to get out of. Wes got big games from the Patriots D, Chris Stinking Chambers, Tiki Barber, Josh Brown, and Tony Gonzalez. Those guys actually carried the load for the Pressers as the rest of the lineup-Carson Palmer, Marckqueeas Tueeiueeyesososoosoppopo, Reuben Droughns, Jerry Porter, and Donald Driver-combined to score 14 points. TQ ends the season as the Black Division Champion and faces an offseason decision on what two players to keep out of QB Michael Vick, RBs Warrick Dunn and Julius Jones, and WR Torry Holt. My guess: Vick and Holt.
Game ball goes to: Jason Hudnall. Huh? Hud took advantage of the rule which allows non-playoff teams to add and drop prior to the playoffs beginning and wisely added Priest Holmes and Kellen Winslow to his roster. To clear room for them, he dropped Marcus Pollard and the Patriots D. So, Wes snagged the Pats and was rewarded with 3 picks-one being returned for a TD, 2 sacks, 14 rushing yds allowed, and 169 pass yds allowed, 31 points.

Creamers 91, Double Down 32 (Creamers 88, Double Down 83)
I don't really know what to say about this game. It obviously is not an accurate representation of Daniels' team and I feel like the more I try to say about this game the worse it gets, so I'm going to keep this one brief. It just sucks when the guys who've carried you all year have tough matchups in the playoffs and don't come through with the big games. And believe me, I know all about that as I look at my own matchup this week with Wes-he'll win by 40-and see my end is near as well. Don't feel sorry for Daniels though, he'll begin next season with Chad Johnson and Randy Moss if he so chooses. As for Pietsch, what can you say? He has a knack for this fantasy football stuff because every year he finds himself playing in weeks 14 and on. He didn't need all 91 points but I'm sure he's not complaining. Huge games from Antonio Gates and Terry Glenn led the way for Ryan, who faces the Rampage in next week's semi-finals.
Game ball goes to: Antonio Gates. The best TE in both real and fantasy football had 13 catches, 123 total yds, and a TD, 29 points.

Again, congrats to Wes and Ryan on the big wins and congrats to Daniels and Mr. Quinn on great seasons. Claims are due by midnight tonight if you're still playing!