Week 16 (championship game) Prediction

Folks, you won't believe who I ran into the other day. I told him about my blog and, after telling him that Wes was in the title game, he said he'd love to stop by and offer his thoughts for the game. I told him that I always make my predictions on here, but he didn't care-he just wanted to tell everyone hi and say a few things, so I told him he could.
(This is sort of his Christmas present to all of you)
Ladies and gentlemen, Rotney...

Yo, watup foolz! Y'all dun thot I B gawn an sheet, butt I B chilln ad da crib! Y'all steel ain't gots no brothaz N y'alls leage? Y'all sum raceists-ass witeboyz. 4 reel.
I B lookn ad dey line ups 4 da game an I B fittn 2 pik da winnaz uf da game.
Wes B gewd dis yeer. I B liken dat Carsun Palmur. He gots Teeky Barbur an Tonee Gonezolez 2. Butt watsup wit Dru Benit? He playin hem an knot Gery Portur? Dats sum bulsheet man! An he ain't playin da Paytreeuts? Dey gots mye boi Willy Mcginus. He B frum Long Beech.
Dis new witeboi B strate. He gots Shawn Alexandur an Rudy Jonson? Dam! I B nev'r heerin uf Jawsh Mcow dow. Hoo he?
I B pikin da Benchpressaz 4 dis 1 dow. Dey'll when atey-sevin 2 atey-too. Gewd luk y'all an mayB sumtime y'all can B gettin a brotha N dis leege! An Mary Crissmus!