tkn2's pop culture grid-November 6

Each week Sports Illustrated asks several sports figures random questions in a section called "The Pop Culture Grid." This week SI questioned Saints Jets LB Eric Barton, Pacers F Al Harrington, Ducks RW Ryan Shannon, and Spurs G Brent Barry on six topics. Here are what my answers would've been if the editors of SI had bothered to ask me...


Best thing you've ever gotten for free

a public education


Number of cars in your driveway?

two


A pet you're dying to own?

none


I'm secretly afraid of...

snakes


Scale of 1 to 10: How much do you want Madonna to adopt you?

one


My ultimate red carpet dream date would be...

my wife