Manning Benched!

In a surprising move that took place just before kickoff, the Horned Puffins benched QB Eli Manning for Week 8. Though team sources say it was just "a move based on matchups," others are speculating there may be more to the story. Rumors have been circulating around the Cove that Manning is burning the candle at both ends, which, according to insiders, doesn't sit well with team owner Derek Harlan.

Stay tuned for more developments.